They're Thirsty in Atlanta: Last Taurus Built

Truett Cathy's Ford Taurus has rolled off the assembly line at the Blue Oval's Hapeville, GA plant, and as such, the curtain has been drawn on one of the most revolutionary vehicles in history, as well as the factory that manufactured it, leaving over 1,900 employees looking for work. If we had more money and time, we would pick up a Taurus wagon (pre-ovoid, of course) and a trailer, drive to Texarkana, pick up 2,000 cans of Coors and then head to Hapeville to give everyone a congratualtory/with-sympathy beer. Godspeed, dear Taurus. At least you'll always have a place in the stars. [Thanks to Scott for the tip.]

Last Ford Taurus rolls off assembly line [Internal]

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