We're not even sure what this marketing message from Chrysler's new site for the Aspen SUV means — because although there's a bunch of ways to take it — most of them are bad. Whoever thought "Decadence Without The Shame" was a good tagline for an indulgent and expensive high-end brand-engineered Durango — should probably hope they've got a crisp and clean copy of the ol' resume at hand. It's a new and giant SUV, guys — for shame, Chrysler. For so, so much shame. [Hat tip to Bumblebee]
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