Jalopnik Commenter Executions of the WeekMike Spinelli10/06/06 3:25pmFiled to: Announcements33EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThis image was lost some time after publication.Welcome to the first Jalopnik commenter public execution extravaganza. As mentioned in the Jalopnik Comments FAQ, we reserve the right to ban commeters for being stupid, abusive or (sin of sins) boring. Well, we meant it, and today we will exercise our self-given right in front of all Jalops everywhere. Before we begin the hanging, one housekeeping note. Sometimes comments post immediately, sometimes it may take the system a few moments to digest your comment, once saved. No need to madly repaste your comment and save again, resulting in the public shame of a double-posted comment (yes, it's happened to us too). Of course, multiple posting is not a capital offense. Anyway, on to the show.