Swarm! Swarm! Renault- Nissan's daddy and potential Ford main squeeze visited the Paris auto show this morning, a murder of Renault gendarmes, toadies, media and one jackass from New York in tow. The man's a celebrity, people, with more juice than Welch's and Ocean Spray combined, and thusly requires the company of thousands to keep him from going supernova. He's so important, his scalp is insured for billions. He's so big, he's got size-36 loafers over size-six feet. And, by our limited grasp of French, he either wants GM, or a cup of grapefruit juice.

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