The Paris Auto Show Press Room Fucking Sucks

It smells, it's hotter than balls, and the French don't use soap — consequently the press room's taken on the odor of a pile of steaming shit. And not the good shit — no, we're talking about the really nasty-ass corn shit — or as the French say...fuck, we don't even know or care what the frogs call it. But what we do know is if you ever come to Paris and find yourself somehow a journalist at the Auto Show, you should run away...run far, far away. Trust us.

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