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While we've got two of Los Jalopniks out on the floor, we need a third to hold down our hard-fought spot in the Third World media center which has us reliving our time in Indochina. Luckily, we've got a TV screen behind us to cover unveilings we couldn't get to. And ashtrays. Ashtrays are important. As for the Cee'd? Drops in December. USB and iPod on some models. It was unveiled by sexy, sexy dancers who ripped their way out of some manner of inflated parachute. 7-year/50,000-mile warranty, from what we could hear over the din, which is apparently the best in Europe. We'll correct it if we hear different. France is strange. More pics of the reveal after the jump.

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