We wish all our tickets, meow, were penned on the paper pads of super state troopers, meow, because that would make getting tickets, meow, all the more fun. Because you know, meow, if you're going to, meow, get a ticket, meow, you should be able to at least get, meow, a laugh out of it. Meow! Phew..we made it to ten.

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