Our music-obsessed sister/brother site brings us the tale of what happens when a two-hit Indy guitar wonder takes two Ambien, jumps behind the wheel of an SUV, takes a rampage through a trailer park and decides he doesn't want the coppers to take him without a fight. As the Marion County Sheriff's Department shocklessly reports:
"he did resist and was Tasered by the deputy..."
Let this be a lesson to all former 80's rockers — don't Ambien and drive, it could lead to some seriously 'lectric results. All we're hoping is his hair's still long enough to have gone all 80's rocker on the cops. Because man, if that's the case, we can't wait to see what those mug shots look like.
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