The is a wagon and lusty and useful and sensible and therefore not coming to America. We're getting a sedan. This is 2015 Audi S3 sedan.

This leak comes in the form of a YouTube video, which really saves us the trouble of having to explain anything, but just in case you hate reading text on a YouTube video it purports to have a 296 horsepower 2.0-liter four-cylinder engine, which sounds right to us.

We'll verify this later when we go drink Audi's drinks, eat their finger foods, and get our smudgy hands on whatever it is they're offering.