And we thought the 405 sucked. An Army excavator whacked a pedestrian bridge, forcing officials to shut down the H-1 freeway, the state's most populous island's main artery. The resultant traffic jam lasted for fourteen hours. Fourteen freaking hours. People were forced to sleep in their cars. Some abandoned their vehicles entirely. Others overheated or ran out of gas. You know, if Steve McGarrett were on the scene, he would've had the problem solved in an hour, minus time for commercial breaks. Us? We just would've called T.C. and had him fly us outta there. We'll send Rick back for the Ferrari later.