Heated Seats May Keep the Boys From Swimming

Tight pants may have come into vogue in rock 'n' roll when musicians realized that by keeping the package well-insulated, they could show off their manhood and then later insert it into groupies with less worry of large child-support bills. However, now a German doctor is saying that heated seats may actually be a more powerful anti-male-fertility agent than a pair of ball-huggers. On average, the seats raise the testicular temperature three degrees above normal, leading to more common instances of slow and misshapen sperm in men who spent much of their time in the hot seat.

Heated seats in cars blamed for low male fertility [The Raw Story]

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