We're going to leave Oakland and head across the Bay to San Francisco's South of Market neighborhood, where The Man forces me to work in his cruel salt mine. Only crazy people or drivers with handicapped parking permits try to park in SOMA; the '67 Olds Delta 88 we saw a while back is owned by a member of the latter group, as is this '84 Porsche 944. In fact, the Olds and the Porsche generally park on the same block, sometimes even in adjacent spaces. This 944 has its share of scuffs and dings, but it's in great shape for a daily-driven San Francisco car in its third decade of service!