So looking back, yeah, MASK was sort of a dorky show, and we swear that Limozeen wrote the theme song. But at 10 or 11, having a battery-powered monster van with a rotating turret seemed pretty cool. And besides, if Wert can geek so hard on the Transformers stuff, we're allowed to indulge our inner Matt Trakker for a moment.

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