Oh, to wind down a coastal highway on the Iberian Peninsula with the sun low in the sky, clad in Sergio Tacchini's finest, Ricardo Montalban at our side, listening to Ennio Morricone scores on the eight-track. Truly the height of mad-studly bachelordom. If Dieter's got any sense, he'll perform a partial-birth abortion on the new Sebring, bring back the Corinthian leather and return righteous rear-drive to the Small Chrysler. Godspeed, Ricardo. Godspeed.

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