We actually haven't seen The Cannonball Run since we got back from our first road rally experience. Oddly enough, these clips, strung together by some high-minded altruist, remind us more of our time on the Bullrun than we thought they would. And we'd totally forgotten about Reynolds' line about the black Trans Am having already been done. Meanwhile, we wanna see Victor Muller dressed up as Captain Chaos. All he needs is an orange Peking-to-Paris Intercon-Medevac ambulance and a co-driver. We volunteer to regrow our 'stache.