Remember when the AP reported that Jerry Seinfeld rolled his 1967 Fiat BTM because of faulty brakes. They were almost right, except Seinfeld's car didn't roll but rather just "sort of fell over on its side." And Seinfeld's mystery Fiat was not a Dino coupe, but rather a a sexy Fiat 500. Mystery solved.

That's what we get for trusting the New York Times, which has posted a piece on the new Fiat 500 as some sort of journalistic penance. This is a fun game, we wonder what he'll safely crash next.

[Automobile, Photo: Wikipedia]