We've been sitting on this li'l gem for a few days now but — hey, it's Monday and we're bored. It's from the big Chevy shindig announcing the new Chevy Camaro, and it's GM's Vice-Chairman (what the hell does a Vice-Chairman do anyway) Maximum Bob. And Maximum Bob's got something to tell all of you — the new Camaro is not the '69 Camaro...nor does it look like a '69 Camaro, he swears! And unlike some other automakers who he'll leave nameless (but we won't — DaimlerChrysler and Ford) — he's not going to slavishly attach himself to any ol' and busted designs. But that said...it'll still look like a '69 Camaro.

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