Although yesterdays update was fairly run of the mill — despite the el Camino parked out front of Hunter House — now that the one-day Dream Cruise is officially un-officially becoming a one-week long Dream Cruise, things are starting to heat up on Woodward Avenue. But as you can see by the ticket over yonder, there are certain things you still shouldn't do — like jaywalk. Although we're not even for a moment going to admit to whether it was a fair cop on the part of the Royal Oak cop, we will say this — kids, don't jaywalk during the Dream Cruise — you could potentially put a motorcycle cop in the hospital if you're not careful, and find yourself on the receiving end of the ticket-wielding man (or woman). But — if any of our loyal Jalopnik readers happens to be a Metro Detroit attorney interested in helping a certain Jalopnik associate editor and a certain Jalopnik commenter (wohho, you know who you are) out of a fine-paying civil infraction pickle, by all means please feel free to drop us an e-mail. That said, let's get on with the show — click the jump to find out where Wert'll be and a bit of the "what's goin' on."
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