Adventures in Dumb: Woman Tosses 69 Speeding Tickets, Faces Time in Hoosegow

You know, we've of course come out vocally against speed cameras, but Francesca Cisneros of Chandler, AZ simply does not give a fuck about them. Or at least, she didn't used to. After racking up 69 speeding tickets since March, all but five of which were camera-capture citations, Cisneros faces eleven large in fines and may be looking at jail time. Reportedly, she told investigating officers that she thought it perfectly fine to throw the tickets away. Wow. We're out of florid descriptors for that level of stupidity. Readers? [Thanks to TexansAreHot for the tip.]

69 tickets? Yes, I got 'em — and threw 'em away [MSNBC]

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Disgruntled Motorist Blows Up Speed Camera [Internal]