No Prize, Just Cred: Why Would Johnson Drive This Car?

First one to come up with the right answer gets a kiss. Even if you're the Loverman. Bumbeck, however is ineligible, as he inspired this post. Well, not the kissing part. That was Johnson's fault. Or maybe it was David Johansen's fault. Yeah, that's it, blame the antagonist from Mr. Nanny.

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