Listen here you filthy pirate — we don't care how much money your little movie made this weekend, we don't think it's cool to put man's best friend in man's second best friend while you're inside making cutesy with man's third best friend — especially in Carribean-level temperatures. Nor do we care you went out to your car a few times to check up on the pup. That might get you in ok with the ASPCA — but it still ain't good in our book. Next time, do everyone a favor — and get drive-thru. That is all.
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