Now that we've found this Zapruder-esque film, we know it is possible for a white man to jump clear over a corvette and dunk a basketball. Of course, we've no idea why he'd do such a thing — we at least now know it can happen. Woody Harrelson be damned.

White Man Slam Dunks Over Corvette Part 1, Part 2 [YouTube]

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