Pete Coors Nabbed For DUI

And now for a word from our Lord and Savior, Ronnie James Dio:

I'm the day, I'm the day
I can show you the way
And look — I'm right beside you
I'm the night, I'm the night
I'm the dark and the light
With eyes that see inside you!

Here's a tip, Pete. Don't drive on the Silver Mountain while inebrious while listening to anything other than Ron's various projects. It makes you look off-message. Stick to the Rocky Mountain spring water. Or Coors Light. Same diff. [Thanks to Henry for the tip.]

Pete Coors Arrested for DUI [Denver Post]

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