They Chahd My Cah in Hahvahd Yahd: Ivy League Parking Garage Goes Up in Smoke

Dear Thnderblt: We are sorry about this headline. Nevertheless, we couldn't resist. We found it, although juvenile, to be a momentary wicked pissah of a hed. Anyway, there was a fire in a garage at the Soldier's Field parking garage at Harvard Bidness Skool that left about fifteen cars in various states of smoked sausage-age. Authorities are still working to determine the cause, and once the building is deemed structurally sound, owners will be allowed to retrieve their vehicles. Bummah.

Fire chars cars at Harvard Business garage [Boston.com]

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