Whether or whether not Jeremy Clarkson has gone to that great makeshift test track set up on an airfield in the sky remains to be seen. (And we hope he calls soon, because, frankly, now we're getting a bit worried.) Nonetheless, his obituary is already in the can, and we can't think of a better tribute to a man who lived his life for cars, and, in the world of groundless conjecture, died because of a horse. [Thanks to Clark for the tip.]

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