Okay, so it's not exactly a new Starion, but it is the new Evo, which should have boy-racer types soiling their Pull-Ups with glee. Chris Doane, one of Brenda Priddy's sneaky and surreptitious minions, managed to capture this on-track example of a camouflaged Evo X. According to our pals at Dubspeed, the car's set to debut for the '08 model year and is based on the same platform as the Caliber. Which begs the question, why no AWD SRT-4? Why, Dieter, why? We're blaming LaSorda.
More Evo goodness [Internal]