They'll Call You Doctor Love: Kiss Army Truck for Sale on eBay

We would have donated our parents to science for a Kiss-themed Ford F-150 when we were seven years old. We're not seven any more (physically, at least), and can't quite endorse this over-the-top homage to the painted four. First of all, the entire band won't all fit in it, which would hinder their response to amusement-park phantoms (which anyway is dicey at their advanced age). Second, though we're sure the builder invested lots of money, passion and sweat equity in the truck, it's nonetheless overpriced by around $85,000, conservatively speaking.

One of a Kind Custom 1997 Ford KF-150 "The KISS Truck"

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