Dale Jr.'s Corvette on eBay!

Man, the son of the Intimidator is really thinning out his car collection. First he unloads his Mini on eBay, and now this horrifically-desecrated 2005 'Vette is up for bids on the auction site. Terrible flame job. 20" Asantis in the front, 22s in the rear. Meanwhile, we think it'd be really cool if somebody shrunk Ashanti to 20" tall. Then she could cover PJ Harvey's "50-Ft. Queenie," yelping, "You come and measure me, I'm twenty inches long!" As for Dale's 'Vette? We'd be disappointed in any of you if you actually bid on the thing. Go buy a Z06 instead.

Chevrolet: Corvette [eBay via CorvetteBlogger]

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