There's a hoary old joke that goes as follows. A young lady says to her mother, "Mom, the Greek man I've been dating has asked me to marry him, and I've said yes."

The mother thinks for a moment and says, "He seems like a fine man, but no matter what, if he asks you to turn over on your wedding night, say no."

"But Mom, what if we want to have a baby?" Ba-da-bum.

This woman turned the tables on the man by running a red and absolutely destroying his manly phallus of a motorcycle, but miraculously, the guy walked away. Totally. Freaking. Hairball.

Unbelievable Greek Bike Accident [Carscoop]