The Jalopnik Morning Shift


• The scariest picture of Carlos Ghosn we've ever seen. Chutzpah he's got — Charisma, he ain't got. [NYT]
• We now have a picture of the beer-swilling bandit bear. So to answer your question, no — we didn't make this up. [MSNBC]
• California = 2 days to return your car. Chrysler = 30 days to return your car. Chrysler's totally got this one beat. [CBS2]
• Sugar Land has a new stealth cop car. And by "stealth" we mean it's a Dodge Charger police edition painted white. [herald-coaster]

• Do not use the "Auto Cool" — it doesn't work. [KETV7]
• It's that time of the year again — Monsoon tourism season in India! So what does that mean, kids? Car Rally time! [zeenews.com]