Former daytime talk show host Star Jones had a bit of a mix-up at the valet stand this past Saturday while attending a party in the Hamptons with husband, Al Reynolds. The mix-up forced her to actually have to wait for her car, a 2006 Range Rover. She ended up one of the last two groups to leave the party — with only her Range Rover and a Honda still left in the lot. According to TMZ her exact words to the valet stand were:
"You better get my Range Rover before that HONDA!"
Lucky for the valet attendant, he complied — else Ms. Jones may have been forced to eat him and vomit up the parts not fitting in her multi-stapled stomach. No word on who owned the Honda.
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