We're totally not even kidding here. Supposedly for today's press conference there's a 900-ft-tall Dieter Zetsche looming over Auburn Hills and I-75 right now. Since the Detroit one-of-us is up in Traverse City today (damn fruit festival) we can't get out and snap a picture of it, our Detroit office will be giving a prize to the first person snapping a pic of the giant Dr Zetsche over the city and sending it to tips-AT-jalopnik-DOT-com. We dunno what the prize will be, but for this, it'll be epic!

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