We love the Mighty Starion, and are actively campaigning to have Mitsu save their endangered US hides by bringing the marque back to these shores. And may we remind you why the Starion was so badass by posting this 1982 JDM ad for the Junichiro-to-the-Conquest's-Hank Hill, featuring the car with fender-mount mirrors, an animated woman with a blue-laser finger, and all manner of rudimentary special effects accompanied by random captions? We can't truly explain why, but this totally kicks the crap out of the "Never Before" Corvette ad.

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