So what's the one thing we learned yesterday at Chrysler's Proving Grounds in the backwaters of Chelsea, MI? Well, other than "keep your head down" when hitting their off-road track if you're over 6'2" — we learned the importance of never, never, never buy a used media fleet car. We don't care how much they're offering incentives — the transaction will only end up with you less a large chunk o' change — and the automaker laughing with said chunk o' change all the way to the bank.

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