Find some peace of mind in San Jose. Or at least an '80s-tastic IROC that would go smashingly with your pale-blue-with-pink-pits Generra Hypercolor t-shirt, acid-washed jeans and those first-gen Air Jordans you picked up on eBay. This may be the ultimate hipstermobile. Hysteria on the stereo, wind in the ironic mullet, teenage Long Beach too-cool-for-schooler riding shotgun. You could drive this thing from the South Bay all the way to Darlington County. Just don't end up handcuffed to the bumper of a state trooper's Ford.