Cornography: The Truth About E85

Yesterday, while standing in line at the snack bar with Bumbeck ordering very large Cokes in a popcorn combo meal, he remarked, "Mmm...corn syrup. I'm doing my part for E85!" During Passover, Spinelli was stoked on kosher Coca-Cola, which true to the pre-New-Coke formula, is made with actual sugar. Our point? The corn lobby is ruining everything. Can't we just be happy with hot buttered ears? Apparently not. Which is a shame because the C&H factory below the bridge that our dad helped build needs some love. Michael Koresh destructos the hoopla at TTAC.

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