Dig Bilfeber's crazy photo caption of the shot above, as translated:
"Technical Editor Aaron Robinson is served a citation for crimes against the state"
Without the apparently divinely-mandated traction-control, those pentagram wheels on the 599 GTB take on a life of their own, as Car and Driver's Robinson found out while hooning it up for the camera during a preview test feature. Trying for a Drift-King-Approved Extreme Angle, Robinson mashed "off" on the manettino and sent the 250k GT car into a wall. Evil wheels that plot destruction, indeed. Then the cops showed up.