Uralamino!

We're not sure of this is necessarily cooler than the Gold Wing tow truck. In the Gold Wing's defense, it does have a ridiculously cool Honda six. In the Ural's case, it's got a pickup bed and it's Russian. Which probably means it wins. We're not quite sure, but who can resist a Russian Trikeamino? Really now. [Thanks to Dominic for the tip.]

Ural Motors

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