Okay, I’ll be honest with you: I have no idea why I did this. The phrase “car with a ham inside the engine compartment” popped into my head just now and sat there, tormenting me, until I exorcised it by making these quick photoshops.

I don’t know the meaning. I don’t know the significance, if any. But I’m now passing this thought-virus on to all of you, and now you can do with it what you will.

Hamshafts. Twin-ham engines. Forced pork induction. Variable ham timing. Four hams per cylinder. Hamrods.

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If you feel I’ve wasted your time, I apologize, but you have to admit, the headline promised what was delivered, right? You had fair warning.