Dear Comcast. We know you have a lot of money. We also know that you own G4TV. So please, please do the right thing and hire Jack Black and Kyle Gass to host Formula D. In the meantime, we'll just turn the sound off, get all mezmerized by hazing hides while we sit around in our unders listening to "Dio" and "Fuck Her Gently" while coming up with schemes to leverage our dorktosterone to score chicks. The new season starts June 18th at 7pm.

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