We've never been to Lawrence, KS, although two of the more significant people in our rich pageant are KU grads. Plus, y'know, Burroughs. Apparently, it's one of the only non-flat places in Kansas. It's also considering a ban on cell phones while driving which would be the most stringent in the nation, including hands-free devices. The reason? A whole buttload of college students who like to yammer on like the wayward sons and daughters that they are. Will they ban talking to one's passengers next? Carpooling? Will everyone switch to Corbin Sparrows or Toyota i-Units?