Flying Car Bursts into District Area Hechts, Flames

Our boy in DC, one CTE, tossed us a tip on a flying car in his woods of the neck as a hedge against further El Camino posts. He may have stemmed the tide, but that's all he's done — stem it momentarily. Meanwhile, the motorist, whose car made an amazing Robert E. Lee-style airborne charge escaped with minor injuries, despite the on-fireness of his vehicular projectile. In fact, he hopped out of the car and attempted to escape by catching a bus. Now that, friends, is moxie. Super Dave Osborne is totally jealous that he didn't think of this stunt first.

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