America...
America...

America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,

America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah...

-Team America: World Police

Jingoistic rallying cries aside, LFI — not to be confused with the old pop-group LFO — continues to level some pretty serious charges at those enemies of Am'rica and D'mocracy who may attempt to wrap themselves in the blazing blues, ravishing reds and whipped-cream whites of the good ol' U.S. of A. Don't they know only domestic automakers or automakers that used to be domestic can claim that type of privilege!

Their biggest argument is to buy Am'rican — cause according to them and most sources — it means jobs...eight out of every ten automotive jobs are Am'rican, to be specific. The group, funded by "retirees of domestic automakers" — you know, retired PR and white collar staff hired by big lobbying firms in DC representing companies doing business with big auto — has dropped the preceding commercial into the Detroit and Washington media markets. So far, the ads have already caused a stir — with fuel added to the fire by press pushes by all three of the traditional "Big Three."

So remember folks:

"Buy Am'rican — cause you're either with us or you're against us!"

American Cars Drive America Forward [YouTube]

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