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A six-year-old boy from Essex, England slipped an envelope stuffed with cash through the mail slot of a car dealership in an attempt to buy a Mazda for his dad's birthday. One problem, though. The cash consisted of precisely 33 pence. The boy, known only as Adil, left an unintelligible contact number. Adil, if you're reading this, don't you know that if you want to buy a car for 33p, you go to the Rover dealership? You might even score a rebate. Can you say "rebate?" We knew you could.

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