Who Should Populate the Knight Rider Movie?

By now, you've probably heard that a movie based on the 1980s TV show and Hasselhoff star-turn, "Knight Rider," is in the works. But it's also said the German singing sensation and cavorter with buxom lifeguards will not be starring in the big-screen version. What's more, the Pontiac TransAm has been in the wind for a few years now. That leaves two empty roles to cast. You know what that means, kids, right? Time for reader mail. Who should play the Michael Knight role, and what car should take over for Pontiac's erstwhile black trannie? Commenters leave your casting suggestions here, and those who would be commenters send 'em to tips@jalopnik.com. No suggestion too outlandish — for either.

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