You know we kinda thought the biggest issue facing TomKat, even post-baby Suri, woulda been getting those rumors of Cruise trapped in the closet finally out of the picture. Well, problem is, now it looks like Katie's the one who's trapped — in a Bugatti Veyron. Last weekend at the star-studded opening of Cruise's new big-budget blockbuster, Mission Impossible 3, Cruise found himself faced with his own impossible mission — opening the door for his new baby momma. Let's see if he's up to the challenge. Dun-dun-dun-duh-dun-dun....
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