We're not quite sure what's more interesting/disturbing about this set of photos. There's the fact that Paris Hilton looks puzzled and takes some time and wrangling to close the doors of her new $400,000 car. That's pretty disturbing/expected. But we can also marvel at that fact that the Mercedes-Benz SLR's scissor doors allow the stickpole skank to park that close to a Ferrari 360 Modena Spyder and still get in and out of her car. Or maybe we're just incredibly turned on by the hard time she's having — either way, we'll show her how those flappin' doors work — after we give her a similarly hard time.

Photos via The Superficial

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