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    Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car

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    &#8226; Bad News — gas prices can affect auto sales. Good News — GM upgraded by Merrill Lynch [Freep]
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    &#8226; Well good, we feel so much better about paying higher gas prices now that we know in this quarter Exxon Mobil's made 7% higher profits over last year's record. We think we just vomited in our mouth a little. [Detroit News]


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