As f'ed up as we all might think Tom Cruise is, you almost have to sympathize with the guy for having to go to such lengths to seemingly escape the public eye he's been clamoring for since Taps. That said, check out this crazy shit that Tom Cruise just did. He and Katie, with baby Suri in tow, hopped into a black Ford Excursion after leaving the hospital. But a total of three Excursions then headed for three different locations including a Scientology center. Does Tom really think he is the guy from those Mission:Impossible movies? That kid is going to be super messed up as a teenager/adult. The name Suri will be the least of her problems.