An extra hour of sleep feels so good after a late night of coke and hookers. We wish we could always sleep in, if only we didn't have to be at work in 15 minutes. How could we get to work faster so we could sleep more? Oh, wait, we know! We could totally get one of these gadgets and speed to work in record time. Ah, the joys of technology! Disclaimer — offer not valid in any state of the union - may cause arrest or unemployment.

No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget [CNN]

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